MADfad

What's Here?

2008-06-27T21:59:00.008+08:00

MADfad believes in madness and ingenuity.

We are sick of how identical and boring everything seems after a while, and how difficult it is to express our individuality in our desensitizing retail environment.

We have scoured the earth to present to you a combination of treasures from quaint little boutique shops off the coast of America, great discoveries at a craft and toy show, or even unique finds from a faraway bazaar... and have brought it home to Singapore.

We have put together an inspiring and unique shopping experience for you to enjoy.

How to Order?

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1. Leave your name, email and method of payment in a comment
To reserve the item while you make your payment. These items are extremely rare and will be sold to the first person on the list. Don't hesitate to leave a comment even if the item is sold out - If there is alot of interest in a particular product, we might take backorders and ship more of that item!

2. Payment via website or POSB transfer
The easiest way to pay is through the shopping cart on the website. All major credit cards and debit cards accepted by a secured Paypal transaction.

Alternatively, you can wire the amount at any POSB ATM to Savings Account number 050-51632-6. Please send us a photograph of your receipt at paymadfad@gmail.com as proof of payment, together with your mailing address for shipment.

3. Goods will be shipped upon receipt of payment
You will receive the goods within one week of payment. All delivery is via non-standard local mail and we are not liable for any lost packages. We strongly encourage you to add S$2.55 to your total order for Registered Mail.

If the payment does not reach us in 2 days, we will contact the next person in line.

Have a Question?

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Want to know more about a product? Have an order or delivery question? Need to customize a special delivery order to surprise your loved one? Do you require bulk orders or corporate gift printing? Send us your questions, feedback and suggestions!

Ipod Earphone Speakers

1986-06-25T00:27:00.004+08:00

Sometimes bigger IS better, especially when it comes to sound. That's why we took a puny pair of earbuds, put them in our highly technical Way Big machine, and created one 500 times the size of the original! Prepare to get blown away at your desk when you hook up this set of oversized earbud speakers to your computer, CD or MP3 player! Big fun, booming sound and a great conversation piece.

These speakers include a built-in amp, and they're powered by either 3 AAA batteries, USB (included), or a standard wall-plug power supply (not included). Comes with audio and USB cable. Rating Power of 3 Watt.

We are out of stock!

Finger Drums

1985-06-25T11:11:00.002+08:00

Got hyperactive fingers? Here's the perfect alternative to tapping your fingernails, clicking the top of a pen, drumming a teaspoon on a biscuit tin or slapping your legs like Vic Reeves! This miniature but genuinely life-like finger-sized drum kit lets express your uncontainable joie de vivre in a way that will either get people to join in or ask you to leave the building.

Each drum set features five touch sensitive percussive instruments. You get three smaller drums (snare and two toms), bass drum (with working pedal), and crash cymbal. You'll also get a mini light show, as each drum lights up on impact. And the super cool thing is the record feature. Got a good riff going? Then record it and play it back ad nausuem. This feature has many uses, but we find it's perfect for joke telling. Record your own sting and play it back after each punch line. Drums make all jokes funnier. Even yours.

We love Finger Drums, because it's the perfect blend of technology, coolness, and silliness. It's a highly addictive little item and has been an instant sell-out. Buy it for yourself. Or, better yet, give it to someone you love as a cymbal of your affection!

We are out of stock!

Albert Einstein Tie

1984-06-28T02:09:00.002+08:00

Dress the part of the brilliant man with Albert Einstein with his signature stick-out tongue! The textured black background offsets the portrait of the genius, making this a practical accessory that will beautifully match your wardrobe. Robin Ruth brand guarantees the luxurious and high quality of this 100% silk tie. A great gift for physicists, professors or your science-geek buddy!

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at S$45.90!

Stock Market Tie

1984-06-27T02:26:00.003+08:00

Dress to impress by donning on the stock market! An powerful tie textured with market data, stock indices and country statistics, definitely adding some wealth to your wardrobe. Robin Ruth gguarantees the luxurious and high quality of this 100% silk tie. A great gift for your stock broker or investment banker friends!

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now for S$45.90!

Compact 3-in-1 Camera

1983-07-25T03:24:00.004+08:00

Your memories are just a quick little snap away. Smaller than a credit card, Vivitar presents one of the most compact 3-in-1 digital cameras ever!

Still Camera - Stores up to 243 photos, 16Mb Memory
Video Camera - Captures several seconds of live action
Web Camera - Connects to your PC to send images simultaneously through the internet

Includes Everything You Need to Get Started! An easy to use software, USB Cable, one AAA Battery and Carrying Case. It's Easy-To-Use Interface allows user to manage, enhance, organize, share photos, create greeting cards, calendars & more!

Great for those who treasure light-weight gizmos and convenience, as well as an excellent gift as your child's first camera.

We are out of stock!

Airzooka Gun

1982-08-25T11:05:00.003+08:00

Airzooka is a hand held fun gun that fires a ball of air up to 30 feet. Laugh with amusement as, seemingly from nowhere, you can mess up a person's hair, even blow of a toupee, ruffle their shirt, send paper work off somebody’s desk, or just plain blow 'em away! You can even have Airzooka duels by getting two or more Airzooka Air Slingshots!

The AirZooka operates by simply by pulling back and then releasing a plastic air launcher! Requiring no batteries or electricity, here's the best part: you'll never run out of ammo because it shoots air, unless you happen to be on the moon.

Launch A Full Air Assault - Without Ever Leaving The Ground!

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Retro Casette Tote Bag

1981-01-24T20:32:00.002+08:00

Time to unwind and rewind with this low-tech cassette tote bag. Full-color printed flexible plastic, complete with handles that look like the tape is unraveling (didn't you just hate it when that happened?!?!). Casual and roomy, our Cassette Tote is the perfect way to pack your important stuff. What a feelin'! Made of durable non-woven plastic fiber. Measures 16" wide x 10.25" tall x 4.5" deep.

We are out of stock!

ROMP

1981-01-24T01:26:00.002+08:00

ROMP - The Randomly Oscillating Magnetic Pendulum. A flat metal plate with a magnet suspended above offers endless possibilities to create unique and unusual flight patterns. Designed to illustrate the chaotic and random forces that effect us all, ROMP is also just plain fun. ROMP's swinging pendulum darts and dodges through magnetic force fields that you setup using the included magnets. These periodic energy 'tugs' cause the pendulum to erratically drift through the magnetic fields thus exhibiting total chaos (random systems, by nature, are unpredictable). There are no rules but there is a small booklet that explains magnetic fields and how they work. For the young scientist or old veteran this toy will provide a lot of fun!

We have only 2 left in stock. Get yours at S$24.90!

Phobias Word Deck

1980-07-25T03:20:00.002+08:00

One of the splendors of our world is that there's so much to be terrified of. This deck of 48 Knowledge Cards presents a surprising and delightful smorgasbord of irrational dread. One side of each card introduces one to four words related to unusual phobias, with a sentence showing their correct usage. The opposite side gives their definitions and pronunciation. You'll learn of things you never thought to be afraid of and happily recognize long-undetected phobias of your own. Best of all: reading Phobias to your friends may give them hilarious panic attacks (don't try this if you're a hedonophobe).

Charles Harrington Elster is the author of There's a Word for It! (excerpted in this deck), Verbal Advantage, and other books about words.

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at S$19.90!

Movers & Shakers

1980-06-25T00:54:00.002+08:00

We have made it fun and simple to add some panache to your fine dining. Just pull the cord, invert, hold - and let Movers & Shakers do all the work! Each shaker contains a durable “trembling action” gearbox with a handy pull-cord. Food-safe plastic (no phthalates). Each pair is a cozy Cornflower Blue & Creamy Yellow to add some colour and spice. Bon appetit!

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at S$18.90!

Boss Toss

1980-03-25T01:32:00.002+08:00

Relieve some work-related stress by launching miniature executives into the air with the Boss Toss. You can't tell your managers to take a hike, but you can send them flying! Load little plastic executives into the shooting device and pull the trigger. You and your co-workers will have a great time flinging corporate cronies into each other's cubicles. So, the next time your boss is driving you crazy and your job has got you down, pick up the Boss Toss and enjoy!

We have 6 left in stock. Get yours now at S$11.90.

Desktop Boyfriend

1980-02-27T17:12:00.002+08:00

The Desktop Boyfriend is the perfect companion to get you through your gruelling day! Just one glance will make you remember your beloved other half, or at least, smile sweetly in the knowledge that he'll be as bored out of their brains as you are!

The tongue-in-cheek quirky designs of the Desktop Boyfriend mean you can innocently fantasise over the muscle-ripped superman photo holder figurine whilst still giving the odd glance to your long-suffering partner atop their bodies!

Perfect accessories for the office, the Desktop Boyfriend will sit happily on the fax machine or look brilliant chilling out by the biscuit tin. Don’t be a square and rely on standard old frames to lift your spirits, pick up a Desktop Boyfriend and give your other half a significant place in your study!

We have only 2 left in stock. Get yours now at S$16.90!

Desktop Girlfriend

1980-02-27T16:50:00.003+08:00

The Desktop Girlfriend is the perfect companion to get you through your gruelling day! Just one glance will make you remember your beloved other half, or at least, smile sweetly in the knowledge that she'll be as bored out of their brains as you are!

The tongue-in-cheek quirky designs of the Desktop Girlfriend mean you can innocently fantasise over the lusty long-limbed lovely photo holder figurine whilst still giving the odd glance to your long-suffering partner atop their bodies!

Perfect accessories for the office, the Desktop Girlfriend will sit happily on the fax machine or look brilliant chilling out by the biscuit tin.

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at S$16.90!

Hangover Survival Kit

1980-01-25T02:31:00.002+08:00

Ever wake up the morning after over imbibing and need instant relief? As you mutter those infamous words "I'll never drink again" you reach for your complete Hangover Survival Kit and realize there is some hope in this world. The flip top can contains a cornucopia of handy items including an eye mask to keep out the light of day, ear plugs, plasters and bandages, a mirror, a sick bag, plus a booklet containing 5 of the best hangover curses, 10 fantastic excuses to get our of work, and 10 of the worst drinking celebrities!

Makes a great gift for the drinker in your crowd.

We are out of stock!

Cosmetic Bag Xposed!

1979-02-25T00:01:00.001+08:00

"No need to check the bag sir, you can see right through it!"

Introducing a new line of bags that subtly reveals the real you, as well as your spiked collar, Jack Daniels, and snub-nose revolver. Xposed comes in three styles: a handy zip-close cosmetic bag, a shoulder bag for your everyday stuff, and a grocery tote. It's chic, funny, affordable and can hold tons of junk. Made of durable non-woven plastic fiber.

Love getting exposed?

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at S$14.90!

Ouch! Toothpick Guy

1979-01-25T02:46:00.001+08:00

This voodoo doll toothpick holder couldn't be more practical. Sure it's a great ice breaker for people standing in line at the buffet and deciding where to stick the toothpicks. But the best part of all is that you can get a toothpick that somebody else hasn't fumbled with and gotten their grimy fingers all over before you got there!

We have only 3 left in stock. Get yours now at S$13.90!

Deluxe Nerd Glasses

1978-11-26T02:24:00.000+08:00

Our Deluxe Nerd Glasses allow your inner Poindexter to emerge in all his splendor, with thick bottle-bottom lenses and large, black plastic frames. Take the Nerd Test on the back of the illustrated blistercard to determine your nerd quotient.

We are out of stock!

Bendable Party Mustache

1978-11-25T02:41:00.002+08:00

Say goodbye to tiny combs and tubes of mustache wax! The Bendable Party Mustache features a flexible internal wire that allows you to quickly and easily shape it any way you like! Each luxuriant, synthetic hair mustache is 17.1 cm long and fits on your face with a rubber piece that gently clips to your nose. Compliments the nerd glasses and are great for those moustache parties!

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at S$12.90!

Gummy Heart

1978-11-24T02:26:00.000+08:00

Here's a confection even a cardiologist could love... It's a chunky, disgusting gummy candy heart! Frankly, there's nothing more satisfying than biting through a chewy aorta or chowing down on a left ventricle.

Want to really impress your sweetheart? Just hand 'em one of these Gummy Heart's and watch their eyes well up with emotion. Comes with a romantic poem too: My love is pure, my love is true, you can have my heart and eat it too!

Each Gummy Heart is cherry flavoured, is 4-inches tall and weighs over 3 ounces.

We are out of stock!

Chopstick Kid - Girl

1978-10-02T15:55:00.001+08:00

Having trouble taming your chopsticks? You're not alone. You could practice for a few more years or you could just call the CHOPSTICK KIDS for help. These soft, washable, food-safe hinges really keep your chopsticks in line and add an element of fun to the dining experience. And they're not just for kids either.

The Chopstick Girl stands around 2 3/4" tall, molded from food-grade silicone rubber, and they're dishwasher-safe. They come with a nice set of melamine chopsticks, or you can use them with your own - the openings at the bottom stretch to hold those break-wood chopsticks or even your nice ivory ones. Each set is packed in a handsome clear box.

We have 3 left in stock. Get yours now at S$12.90!

Chopstick Kid - Boy

1978-10-01T00:43:00.003+08:00

The Chopstick Boy stands around 2 3/4" tall, molded from food-grade silicone rubber, they're dishwasher-safe. They come with a nice set of melamine chopsticks, or you can use them with your own - the openings at the bottom stretch to hold those break-wood chopsticks or even your nice ivory ones. Each set is packed in a handsome clear box.

We have only 3 left in stock. Get yours now at S$12.90!

Tic Tac Toast

1978-06-25T03:13:00.001+08:00

Finally, a good reason to play with your food! The Tic Tac Toast stamper combines the fun of tic-tac-toe with the tastiness of toast. Just press the plastic stamper into a piece of bread, then put your bread in the toaster. The resulting toast will be branded with a tic-tac-toe grid! When the toasted gameboard is ready, all that's left to do is pick some tasty toppings and play a game. Winner gets to eat the toast!

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at S$12.90!

MonKEYS

1978-06-24T20:38:00.003+08:00

Quit monkeying around with all those look-alike keys - pop a perky primate on top! MonKEYS are stretchable durable covers that fit over almost any shape key, adding a playful touch to a normally ho-hum object. You can even give ‘em names. I call mine Che, Kong, Meng, Mack, Darwin, and Spank. 6 monKEYS come packed on a clear peggable clamshell card.

We are out of stock!

Moodles - Boy

1978-05-27T16:49:00.001+08:00

Moodles - the attitude adjustable stress reliever. You can tell people the mood you're in by adjusting the boy or girl's face and setting it on your desk. If they're smiling, come on in. If it looks like somebody pounded their fist into the top of the head, maybe it's best to come back later.

Happy, sad, anxious, annoyed, goofy, there are hundreds of moods and feelings and just as many ways that we can make our feelings known. Let's see how moody you can be with your Moodles.

We have only 2 left in stock. Get yours now at S$12.90!

Moodles - Girl

1978-05-27T16:41:00.001+08:00

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at S$12.90!

Jesus Bandages

1975-07-25T01:13:00.004+08:00

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of Jesus bandages. Perfect for any booboo or minor transgression. If it's really real bad you gotta do one of those Hail Mary things, but if it's just a little mistake, put a bandaid on it and be done with it!

And if a Jesus bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each metal pocket tin contains a Jesus toy to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.

We are out of stock!

Crime Scene Bandages

1975-07-25T01:08:00.003+08:00

Put one of these Crime Scene Bandages on your wound to scare off the germs. The perfect conversation piece unless your wounds actually came from a crime.

Each metal tine contains twenty-five bandages with sterile gauze and a free toy to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. For best results apply to body parts not already outlined in chalk.

We are out of stock!

Suddenly Snow

1975-06-25T01:41:00.002+08:00

Are you sad that you’ve never seen nor touched snow? Fear not, for every day of the year can be a snow day! Just add water and watch Suddenly Snow expand 100 times its original size! Create mounds of flaky fun instantly, let the snow dehydrate back to its original size, and use over and over again!

Suddenly snow is safe and non toxic but tastes BAD. Do not put it on finished wood surfaces or any other surface that might be damaged by water. For added fun, try putting your Suddenly Snow in a plastic bag and freezing it for a couple of hours, or make colored snow by adding food coloring to your water. Most importantly, remember, DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW.

We have 5 left in stock. Get yours now at $9.90.

Super Ball

1974-06-25T01:22:00.003+08:00

The most amazing ball ever created by science. The ball itself is made from a recently developed compound called ZECTRON and compressed under 50,000 pounds of pressure. The stored energy available in this finished compound is simply fantastic. It's the ball with the incredible, super high bounce!!

We are out of stock!

Life is Short Cocktail Napkins

1974-06-24T03:05:00.002+08:00

It doesn't matter what food or drinks you serve, as all of them will go down easy when paired with this conversation starting napkin. 20 high quality 3-ply napkins made in germany to spruce up your party. Just make sure the desserts are good!

We have only 1 in stock. Get yours now at S$6.90!

Tequila Cocktail Napkins

1974-06-23T03:22:00.001+08:00

It doesn't matter what food or drinks you serve at your party, as all of them will go down easy when paired with this conversation starting napkin. 30 high quality 3-ply napkins made in US to spruce up your party. Just make sure the tequila is good!

We have only 2 in stock. Get yours now at S$6.90!

Exploding Golf Ball

1972-06-25T03:14:00.001+08:00

The Exploding Golf Ball looks like a regular golf ball, but with one very special difference - It blows up in a spectacular cloud of white smoke-like powder on impact. World's greatest golf trick or golf's funniest gag. When you drive that next one into the woods and everybody laughs, put this ball down on the tee and challenge them to do better. The powder is harmless, but the laughs are real!

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at S$8.50.

Tequila Sunrise Lip Balm

1971-12-05T02:45:00.004+08:00

It's Nirvana for your lips as you apply evenly some tequila sunrise. Protect and moisturize those beaten lips with some orange glow. Warning: May cause excessive licking of lips!

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at $5.90!

Bloody Mary Lip Balm

1971-12-04T02:53:00.003+08:00

Holy! We even have Bloody Mary to bring some magic into those luscious lips. Apply evenly and taste the tomato vodka blend. Warning: May cause excessive licking of lips!

We have only 3 left in stock. Get yours now at $5.90!

Electric Lemonade Lip Balm

1971-12-03T02:39:00.003+08:00

Delightfully dangerous, treat your lips to a summertime classic of Electric Lemonade. Warning: May cause excessive licking of lips!

We have only 3 left in stock. Get yours now at $5.90!

Mud Slide Lip Balm

1971-12-02T16:29:00.003+08:00

Take pleasure in the taste of this creamy drink of vodka, coffee liqueur and Irish cream liqueur as you moisturize and protect your lips. Warning: May cause excessive licking of lips!

We have only 3 left in stock. Get yours now at S$5.90!

Martini Lip Balm

1971-12-01T03:07:00.003+08:00

Apply the elixir of quietude as your lips enjoy the the definitive taste of Martini, touted to be the only American invention as perfect as the sonnet. Does not come with olives, but may cause excessive licking of lips!

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at S$6.90.

Sugar Daddy Lip Balm

1971-11-01T16:21:00.005+08:00

Time to treat your lips to something sweet. Not only can you nourish and protect your lips throughout the day, indulge in Sugar Daddy caramel flavoured lip balm! Warning: May cause excessive licking of lips!

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at $5.90!

Hershey's Lip Balm

1971-10-27T03:15:00.003+08:00

Indulge the chocoholic in you with Hershey's milk chocolate lip balm. This is the ultimate indulgence, without the guilt, plus no more withdrawal symptoms! Warning: Highly addictive and may cause excessive licking of lips!

We are out of stock!

S'mores Lip Balm

1971-06-28T16:37:00.003+08:00

Delight in the taste of roasted marshmallow with a slab of chocolate as you apply S'mores to your lips. Indulge in the sweet treat without the guilt! Warning: May cause excessive licking of lips!

We have only 2 left in stock. Get yours now at S$5.90!

Mrs Field's Lip Balm

1971-06-27T16:25:00.002+08:00

Enjoy the quality of rich and decadent Mrs Field's chocolate chip cookies a as you moisturize and protect your lips! Indulge in your chocolate chip cravings without the guilt.

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at S$6.90!

The Wall Sneeze Journal

1970-10-26T03:31:00.000+08:00

Wake up every morning and bury your nose in the Wall Sneeze Journal. Perfect for stock brokers and investment bankers who need to keep their eyes, ears and noses atuned to the markets. One pack of comes with ten 4-ply designer tissues, and a whole chunk of finance humour.

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at S$5.90!

Death Mints

1970-10-25T02:15:00.002+08:00

Fresh breath to die for!

In a cute little tin coffin, these 100 breath mints are the perfect gag gift for any occasion and is an excellent conversation starter. Guaranteed to keep your breath dead-drop-fresh all night long!

We are out of stock!

Bumper Stickers - Popular

1970-09-29T02:53:00.000+08:00

Bumper Stickers are an expression of yourself and your style. These high quality bumper stickers feature tongue-in-cheek phrases which will really get your point across. These are not just for car bumpers, these simply look great anywhere!

We have only 1 in stock. Get yours now at S$6.90!

Bumper Stickers - I'd Fart

1970-09-29T02:50:00.000+08:00

We have only 1 in stock. Get yours now at S$6.90!

Bumper Stickers - Men are Idiots

1970-09-28T02:42:00.000+08:00

We have only 1 in stock. Get yours now at S$6.90!

Bumper Stickers - Construction

1970-09-27T02:48:00.001+08:00

We are out of stock!

Bumper Stickers - Shit Happens

1970-09-26T02:51:00.000+08:00

We have only 1 in stock. Get yours now at S$6.90!

Fake Beer

1970-07-27T01:17:00.002+08:00

Pour this lethal powder into a glass of water and in no time it will appear to look like a glass of beer, even with a top of foam. But watch out, some say it tastes like dishwashing liquid, some say it's like garbage! A great prank to play on someone drunk or someone who's always mooching your beers.

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at $4.90!

Bite Me Memo Clips

1970-07-26T02:09:00.001+08:00

Take a bite out of your job with Bite Me Memo Clips! Everybody has something to bite: paper, fingers, photos, friends... This is one of the most original holding devices you'll ever come across in an office setting. Hand out Bite Me Memo Clips at your next meeting or event! Use them creatively for more amusement, in the office, the kitchen, or to hang your drawers on the clothesline. Really, who else do you know that hangs up their undergarments with a set of dentures?

We have 4 left in stock. Get yours now at S$4.90!

Nose Pencil Sharpener

1970-07-25T01:56:00.002+08:00

We've learned the hard way that you can't sharpen a pencil by sticking it up your nose. So here's the next best thing... a pencil sharpener shaped like a life-sized nose! Just stick your pencil up the right nostril and give it a few twists. You'll get a nice, sharp pencil and a weird sense of satisfaction that we don't quite understand.

We have 2 left in stock. Get yours now at S$4.90!

Workaholics Post Card

1970-06-29T17:15:00.002+08:00

Know of somebody who's addicted to his work? Send him a retro spoof postcard and light up his day! We all know that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. It's up to you to save his day and inject some fun into his life!

We are out of stock!

PMS Post Card

1970-06-28T17:26:00.001+08:00

A tongue-in-cheek retro spoofs that sends very a clear signal! Perfect for someone who's mood goes into a roller-coaster swing during that period of the month.

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at S$3.90.

Wallets! Post Card

1970-06-27T17:22:00.001+08:00

There are simply some universal truths in this world. Know of someone who's always attracted to the cash-rich? Send her this retro spoof postcard as a joke and light up her day!

We have only 1 left in stock. Get yours now at S$3.90.